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<KrisKringle>

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Ho ho ho! Your Secret Santa recipient is Javert!

Get Javert a present by December 26, and if you can't figure out how to deliver it, you can drop it off (clearly labelled, please!) at Crowe Clinic up until the 24th.

THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT JAVERT:
- goes by "PasUnPolicier" on the network;
- aggressively French;
- giant stick up his ass;
- vampire;
- runs the prison;
- not as much of an asshole as he seems, honest.

If you need more information, tough titty, you can work it out yourself.

Merry Christmas!

< Octavius >

[sciencesquid]

[...... Ah.]

I don't suppose we're allowed to trade assignments?

<KrisKringle>

[getmeoutofthedraft]

Depends on why, but probably no.

< Octavius >

[sciencesquid]

I think the best way to describe it would be "conflicting interests".

<KrisKringle>

[getmeoutofthedraft]

Is this god crap?

Because if this is god crap, absolutely not. 'Tis the season of goodwill and giving. Call a Christmas truce and reach across the damn aisle.

< Octavius >

[sciencesquid]

I wouldn't refer to it as "god crap" so much as "morality crap", but fair enough. A truce it is. So long as reaching across the aisle won't cost me an arm, that is.

<KrisKringle>

[getmeoutofthedraft]

Cross my heart.

If he pulls your arm off, I'll make his life hell.

< Octavius >

[sciencesquid]

That's a relief. If THE Kris Kringle comes after him, he'd best beware.

Thank you.

<KrisKringle>

[getmeoutofthedraft]

Ho-ho-ho (threateningly).