Otto Octavius (
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< Octavius >
It IS a compliment. Just look at how well I turned out.
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We'll take the fact you don't jump off buildings doing backflips as a sign you're doing better than I am so far. Hopefully I'll reach your level one day.
< Octavius >
Oh, that's hardly my own choice, I'm afraid. I think that if I were to attempt a backflip, I'd be out of commission for a month or two. That is, unless the fog heals things like lumbago.
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I mean, I could probably teach you how to do a safe backflip? Or at least a handstand? Those feel easy to me anyway.
< Octavius >
Oh, no, that's quite alright. I've got my own tricks up my sleeve now. One day, I'll dive off a high building to land in a lake or a pool. Or I would, if I weren't trying to set the right example.
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I'd do a rooftop pool, but not the same.
< Octavius >
Rooftop pool is not even close. How am I meant to do the ultimate cannonball in that?
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If there was a really comically large diving board over the pool, I feel like that could even out.
< Octavius >
How large is comically large?
<P.B.P>
Like, really tall ladder way over the pool for the same kind of effect you'd get for jumping off the building.
< Octavius >
We'd have to be careful there's no strong winds on the day we try that. I'd hate for the entire diving board to be blown over sideways.
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[Peter says, as if he too wouldn't add to the inherent danger.]
We need to have someone with wings be like a dive spotter or something. That'd help just incase.